Aisi apni wife ho

5' 6" jiski height ho,

Jeans jiski tight ho,

Chehara jiska bright ho,

Umar 20 se 22 ho,

Aise apni Wife ho.

Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,

Bhid me sab kahe side ho, side ho,

America, Calcutta ya Jamshedpur paidaish ho,

Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho

Aisi apni Wife ho.

Padosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,

Dinner ke time candle light ho,

Ham me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,

Milane ke baad dil delight ho,

Hey prabhu teri 'Amrita' meri life ho.

Yeh kavita padhne ke baad log kahe "yaar, tum   right ho",

Aise apni Wife ho.

Kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
 
Agar aisi apni wife ho to kya hasin life ho

Har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho

Kudrat ki bhi aajmaish ho

Khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho

Ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho

Aisi apni wife ho
 
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