1) Laloo enters a shop and shouts, "Where's my free gift with this oil?"
Shopkeeper: "Iske Saath koi Gift nahin hai, Lalooji"
Laloo : Ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE "

2) Once Laloo was coming out of the Airport. As there was a Huge
rush, the security guard told Laloo "WAIT PLEASE", for which Laloo
replied "85 Kgs" and moved on...

3) Laloo's family planning policy : DON'T HAVE MORE THAN TWO
CHILDREN IN ONE YEAR

4) At a bar in New York , the man to Laloo's left tells the
bartender, "JOHNNIE WALKER, SINGLE." And the man's companion
says, "JACK DANIELS, SINGLE." The bartender approaches Laloo and
asks, "AND U sir?" Laloo replies: "LALOO YADAV, MARRIED."

5) A reporter asked Laloo "What is the main reason for divorce?"
Laloo replies "Marriage".